d/TinderIndia • Follow post Save Hide Report She invited me to a party and introduced me as her boyfriend We had been on two dates. Two. She invited me to her friend's birthday party and I thought it would be fun. We walk in and she says, “Everyone, this is my boyfriend.” I genuinely looked behind me. Later her friend asked how long we had been together and I said, “About… six days?” My date got annoyed and said I was embarrassing her. Apparently I had missed several relationship updates that happened without my participation 😭 0 0 Share
d/TinderIndia • Follow post Save Hide Report My date posted a picture of my car like it belonged to her Picked her up for our second date. The next morning my friend sends me a screenshot of her story. It's a photo from inside my car with the caption: “Little upgrade 🤍” Upgrade from what??? She had carefully taken the picture so you could see the interior and logo but not me. I asked her about it and she said I was “overthinking a harmless story.” Ma'am, I'm not even in the photo and somehow my car is in a relationship 😭 0 0 Share
d/TinderIndia • Follow post Save Hide Report I realized halfway through the date that she thought i was someone else We matched online and met for drinks. Everything was normal until she asked, “So how long have you been working at the hospital?” I don't work at a hospital. She looked confused. Then she asked if I still had the motorcycle. I have never owned a motorcycle. We both sat there silently for a few seconds before she opened the app. Apparently she had mixed me up with another guy she was talking to. She actually said, “Oh my god, you're the marketing one.” Nice to know I had been... 0 0 Share
d/TinderIndia • Follow post Save Hide Report My date asked for my birth time before asking my last name First date, maybe 15 minutes in, she asks when I was born. I tell her the date. Then she says, “No, what exact time?” I laughed because I thought she was joking. She wasn't. She needed the exact hour and minute to check our compatibility. I texted my mom because apparently my romantic future depended on hospital records from 30 years ago. My mom replied, “Why?” I didn't know how to explain that a stranger needed to know whether the moon approved of dinner 😭 0 0 Share
d/TinderIndia • Follow post Save Hide Report My date used my dog to upgrade her dating profile 😭 So I invited this girl over after our third date because she kept saying she wanted to meet my dog. She spent like 20 minutes playing with him, took a bunch of cute pictures, and left later that evening. A few days later, my friend randomly sends me a screenshot from a dating app and asks, “Bro… isn't that your dog?” I check the profile. She had uploaded a photo hugging MY dog with the prompt: “My biggest green flag: animals instantly trust me.” Ma'am… that dog trusts anyone holding... 1 0 Share
d/TinderIndia • Follow post Save Hide Report My date ordered food for her entire family to take home Dinner was actually going pretty well. Then near the end she asks the waiter for a few things to go. No problem. Except she ordered three full meals, two appetizers, and dessert. I jokingly asked if she was meal prepping. She said, “No, my mom and brothers haven't eaten yet.” Then the bill came. She didn't even reach for her purse. I sat there staring at four bags of takeaway food realizing I had accidentally sponsored family dinner 😭 0 0 Share
d/TinderIndia • Follow post Save Hide Report My date spent the whole evening trying to sell me something She suggested a really nice bar and I thought the date was going great. About 30 minutes in, she asks what I do for work. Normal question. Then she asks if I'm happy with my income. Less normal. Then she says she has an “opportunity” that could help me build passive income and financial freedom. Suddenly she's showing me screenshots of some team group chat and explaining how I can “work from my phone.” I came looking for romance and somehow ended up in a recruitment seminar 😭 She even... 0 0 Share
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