So I invited this girl over after our third date because she kept saying she wanted to meet my dog.
She spent like 20 minutes playing with him, took a bunch of cute pictures, and left later that evening.
A few days later, my friend randomly sends me a screenshot from a dating app and asks, “Bro… isn't that your dog?”
I check the profile.
She had uploaded a photo hugging MY dog with the prompt:
“My biggest green flag: animals instantly trust me.”
Ma'am… that dog trusts anyone holding a piece of chicken 😭😭😭
And yes, apparently she was still very much active on the app.