We matched online and met for drinks.

Everything was normal until she asked, “So how long have you been working at the hospital?”

I don't work at a hospital.

She looked confused.

Then she asked if I still had the motorcycle.

I have never owned a motorcycle.

We both sat there silently for a few seconds before she opened the app.

Apparently she had mixed me up with another guy she was talking to.

She actually said, “Oh my god, you're the marketing one.”

Nice to know I had been assigned a category 😭