She suggested a really nice bar and I thought the date was going great.

About 30 minutes in, she asks what I do for work.

Normal question.

Then she asks if I'm happy with my income.

Less normal.

Then she says she has an “opportunity” that could help me build passive income and financial freedom.

Suddenly she's showing me screenshots of some team group chat and explaining how I can “work from my phone.”

I came looking for romance and somehow ended up in a recruitment seminar 😭

She even texted me the next morning asking if I had thought about joining.