First date, maybe 15 minutes in, she asks when I was born.
I tell her the date.
Then she says, “No, what exact time?”
I laughed because I thought she was joking.
She wasn't.
She needed the exact hour and minute to check our compatibility.
I texted my mom because apparently my romantic future depended on hospital records from 30 years ago.
My mom replied, “Why?”
I didn't know how to explain that a stranger needed to know whether the moon approved of dinner 😭