Picked her up for our second date.

The next morning my friend sends me a screenshot of her story.

It's a photo from inside my car with the caption:

β€œLittle upgrade πŸ€β€

Upgrade from what???

She had carefully taken the picture so you could see the interior and logo but not me.

I asked her about it and she said I was β€œoverthinking a harmless story.”

Ma'am, I'm not even in the photo and somehow my car is in a relationship 😭