We had been on two dates.

Two.

She invited me to her friend's birthday party and I thought it would be fun.

We walk in and she says, “Everyone, this is my boyfriend.”

I genuinely looked behind me.

Later her friend asked how long we had been together and I said, “About… six days?”

My date got annoyed and said I was embarrassing her.

Apparently I had missed several relationship updates that happened without my participation 😭