My broker (myself, on my phone, at 2am) made every decision in this account and he should be fired

Biggest risk in my portfolio is me. That's the whole finding.

Every terrible trade happens somewhere between 1 and 3am, phone at 2% battery, confidence somehow at 100%.

Elon tweets a dog, I buy DOGE. DOGE pumps, I sell ETH for more DOGE. DOGE feels expensive, so obviously I rotate into SHIB because that made perfect sense at 2:17am apparently.

Down 64% four months later, and the only real conclusion is future-me shouldn't be allowed near the app after midnight. Unfortunately present me isn't going to enforce that.