Timed the top exactly once in my life. Once.
For 11 days I genuinely thought I'd figured this whole thing out. Then made the mistake of opening Twitter, where some account with barely any followers was screaming ETH's going to 5L and anyone waiting will "cope forever."
Bought back in higher because apparently my strategy now depends on strangers with anime pfps. That re-entry is sitting 38% underwater.
Honestly the screenshot of my original exit price hurts more than the loss itself. I'd already won. I just couldn't leave the table.