Bought the “next ethereum” three separate times in three separate years, still waiting for any of the three to become the next anything

I've bought the "next Ethereum" three separate times across three separate years now.

First one's community is basically abandoned at this point. Second one's last update was ages ago. Third one is mostly just inspirational tweets these days.

If diversification means funding three different failed promises instead of one, I've genuinely mastered the concept somehow.