Found out at a wedding reception that my father-in-law's business partner, the guy who runs an actual "crypto advisory" for clients, is just as deep in random altcoins as I am.
Ended up quietly swapping portfolio screenshots under the table like two people comparing old injuries.
Turns out his whole process is buy something, convince yourself it's early, hope tomorrow fixes it — exact same thing I've been doing this whole time.
Neither of us said an actual number out loud the rest of the night. Just smiled for the family photo and went back to pretending everything's fine.