Gave up my gym membership to “save for a dip,” dip came, i’d already lost the saved amount on the previous dip

Cancelled my gym membership months back specifically to "save for the next dip." Very smart plan on paper.

Small problem — by the time the actual dip showed up, I'd already spent that saved money on the dip before it, because every falling candle looked exactly like the bottom at the time.

So now no muscles, no portfolio, and one very consistent monthly payment to a Telegram VIP signals channel that hasn't gotten a single call right.

If future me is reading this, maybe try the gym next time instead of another trading guru.