We were talking about whether a certain movie was overrated.

Nothing serious.

She disagreed with me, pulled out her phone, and said, “I know who can settle this.”

Then she called her ex-boyfriend.

On speaker.

At 10:30 at night.

He answered and immediately said, “What now?”

That told me everything I needed to know 😭

They argued for five minutes while I sat there eating fries.

Somehow I became the third wheel on my own date.