0DTE TSLA calls after Elon's earnings call tweet. Was up $8k by 10am, felt like a genius, texted my brother "quitting my job soon." By 2pm theta decay ate everything and then some, margin call hit at 2:47. Sold the calls at a $40k loss, transferred from savings to cover it same day. Told her it was "a rough week at work, bonus got delayed." She asked why the joint account looked weird. Said Fidelity had a "system glitch." Been three weeks. Still checking her face every morning for any sign she saw the statement. My guy at the sub said TSLA earnings plays are "basically free money." Free money my ass.