We were having dinner and she went to the bathroom.

Her phone stayed on the table and the screen lit up.

I wasn't trying to snoop, but I saw my name at the top of a note.

Under it:

“On time +2”

“Shoes -1”

“Good questions +3”

“Talked about work too much -2”

I was being scored like a restaurant inspection 😭

When she came back, I suddenly became very aware of every sentence leaving my mouth.