First date was going surprisingly well.
She kept checking her phone, but I didn't think much of it.
Then she went to the bathroom and accidentally left her phone unlocked on the table.
A message notification appeared:
“ASK HIM ABOUT THE EX”
Then another:
“WE NEED HEIGHT CONFIRMATION”
I realized her friends were getting a live play-by-play of the entire date.
When she came back, she immediately asked:
“So… how did your last relationship end?”
I almost looked around for hidden cameras 😭