First date was going surprisingly well.

She kept checking her phone, but I didn't think much of it.

Then she went to the bathroom and accidentally left her phone unlocked on the table.

A message notification appeared:

“ASK HIM ABOUT THE EX”

Then another:

“WE NEED HEIGHT CONFIRMATION”

I realized her friends were getting a live play-by-play of the entire date.

When she came back, she immediately asked:

“So… how did your last relationship end?”

I almost looked around for hidden cameras 😭