I told everyone at the office i was “up huge” on my portfolio. i am not.

-$14k YTD, mentioned a "solid quarter" at the team happy hour because someone else was bragging about their index fund returns. Nodded along like I had numbers to back it up. This is not financial advice but also I have no idea what I'm doing, I just didn't want to be the only one at the table with a red portfolio and no story.