We had been talking for about two weeks.

She invited me to her place for dinner and said it would be “super casual.”

I arrive.

Her parents are there.

Her older brother is there.

Everyone is dressed nicely.

Her dad asks what my long-term career plans are before I even sit down.

Her mom asks if I can cook.

Her brother asks about my previous relationships.

I looked at my date for help and she just smiled.

I thought I was coming over for pasta.

Apparently I had reached the final round of interviews 😭