We went to this nice rooftop restaurant and before even looking at the menu she said, “Can you take one quick picture?”
Sure.
One quick picture became 47 photos from six different angles.
Then she changed seats because the lighting was “too aggressive.”
Then she asked me to stand on a small step so the angle would make her legs look longer.
By the time we finished, my drink had melted and the waiter had checked on us three times.
She looked through every photo and said:
“Hmm… none of these are really giving.”
Neither was the date, apparently 😭